Tuesday, October 29, 2013
What the humans do not know about myself and the one known as the RealSpacePirate is that we are not the size of legos. In real life, we are massive; the size of monstrous machines. But the legos are certainly satirical. When we arrive, we will be taller than your Empire State Buildings yet due to the inflexible nature of our design, we will not be able to walk very fast. Cumbersome is the posture of the lego spaceman. Vote for me because that SpacePirate is up to no good.